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枫下拾英 / 心灵感悟 / When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ...and I got it!
-oceanwater(灌水日月长);
2010-12-14
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LOL...
-preg(春夏秋冬);
2010-12-14
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"听仔细了!眼前要是找不着,这辈子难找到。你明白了?眼前要是找不着,这一辈子恐怕就难找到了。要留神! "
-firetrain(火车头);
2010-12-15
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you got it!
-mikesmith(老猫);
2010-12-14
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When I grew up, I prayed even more aggressively for a pretty woman. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole someone's beautiful wife and asked Him to forgive me. ...and I got it! -oceanwater(灌水日月长);
-72350(72350);
2010-12-14
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I prayed to get everything thatI want. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just do anyting benifit myself without considering others and then asked Him to forgive me. ...and I got it!
-zeitgeis(zeitgeis);
2010-12-14
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I like the way you put it. It is so funny. 这下我也想变教徒了.
-hotmoon(梵高的耳朵);
2010-12-19
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你已经是个大耳朵教徒了?
-statstar(tiger);
2010-12-19
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没组织想要我.一进入任何组织,我浑身都不自在.
-hotmoon(梵高的耳朵);
2010-12-19
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不论你多坏多邪恶, 只要你承认上帝权威,听话, 你就OK了; 不承认上帝的, 做几辈子活雷锋也白搭! 上帝的脑子和这个世界格格不入的。
-zeitgeis(zeitgeis);
2010-12-14
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难怪那么多人信上帝呢,make sense...
-jesse_dd(bigfishboom);
2010-12-15
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很正确,雷锋不是OK的。他只能到天安门广场南边尸体处报到。毛主席会收留他的。
-firetrain(火车头);
2010-12-16
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孩子有发展前途,写入党申请没有?没有就赶快写啊,哈哈。
-statstar(tiger);
2010-12-15
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Wow.....
-tyra(Zara);
2010-12-15
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盗亦有道 - 【圣经使一个小偷变成牧师】..."从前偷窃的,不要再偷。总要劳力,亲手作正经事,就可有余分给那缺少的人。" - 以弗所书4:28
-firetrain(火车头);
2010-12-15
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Amazing Grace, praise the Load. Amen!
-collapsar(笨笨和旦旦+Emma);
2010-12-15
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Lord. be careful with the spelling.
-win(秋天的菠菜);
2010-12-16
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小偷是应该praise the load的,没拼错。
-jesse_dd(bigfishboom);
2010-12-16
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Thanks. Praise the Lord!
-collapsar(笨笨和旦旦+Emma);
2010-12-16
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愿天下所有小偷都成为牧师,阿米坨佛!
-oceanwater(灌水日月长);
2010-12-15
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LOL...
-preg(春夏秋冬);
2010-12-15
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阿蒙!
-statstar(tiger);
2010-12-16
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呵呵,愿搂主带头。。。后面一句看不懂,貌似乱喊口号?
-firetrain(火车头);
2010-12-16
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牧师是小偷该行的最佳职业,这下不用偷了,只要拿着布袋,就能自动收钱了。而且你还不能接他的老底,因为上帝都接纳他了,你能不接纳他?这小偷真是聪明啊。
-jesse_dd(bigfishboom);
2010-12-16
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象搂主这样勇敢接自己老底的小偷真不多,赞。他很有希望。
-firetrain(火车头);
2010-12-16
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您说得真准,这有一个:紐約牧師偷教會錢 做美容手術
-firetrain(火车头);
2010-12-16
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hheheh.....thank you for the example.
-jesse_dd(bigfishboom);
2010-12-16
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可能还有吧,不好找了。信不信神不是你表面的职业决定的。做小偷的不要满足于享乐,要行侠仗义,替天行道。譬如侠盗Zorro, Robin Hood ...
-firetrain(火车头);
2010-12-17
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