Joe Biden is attending the G7 meeting in Japan when he hears about a famous fortune teller known for her accurate predictions. Curious about the 2024 election, he decides to seek her insights.

As Biden makes his way to the fortune teller, he starts having second thoughts. What if she predicts that he won't win? That would dampen his spirits for the next two years. So, instead, he asks the fortune teller to predict the election outcome of a different country, which is Canada.

The fortune teller thinks and thinks. While she is thinking, Biden nods off. Finally she wakes him up and reveals, "The next Prime Minister of Canada is a person whose mother is not his birth mother."

Biden's aide quickly uncovers the information—it's Pierre Poilievre, the leader of the Conservative Party, who was adopted at birth. Realizing the potential implications, Biden thinks to himself, "Oh no, I need to inform Justin Trudeau about this."

Back at the hotel, Biden meets Justin and delivers the news, saying, "Hi Justin, you're going to lose the next election. I believe you could use my help—I have extensive experience in turning around lost elections."

Curious and slightly amused, Justin responds, "Come on, Joe, why do you say that?"

Biden explains, "I recently visited a famous fortune teller, and her predictions have always been accurate. She said the next Prime Minister of Canada would be a person whose father is not his birth father."

Poor old Biden, he wrongly recollects the fortune teller's words. She was saying "mother" instead of "father".

Amused, Justin bursts into laughter and reassures Biden, "Hahaha, no worries, Joe! That's not a problem at all. It's actually a perfect description of me!"