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一段意大利式的英语,超搞笑

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
tella me : "everyone wanna ****". I tella her " you don't undertsand
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not **** on the table you sonnawabitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 一段意大利式的英语,超搞笑
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
    my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
    sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

    Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
    me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
    tella me : "everyone wanna ****". I tella her " you don't undertsand
    me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not **** on the table you sonnawabitch."

    So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
    Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
    my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

    I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 精彩。
      • 我前两天就热脸贴个冷屁股,最近很倒霉 :-(
        • 外?年底了,把霉的都倒掉,竖起新的,呵呵,羊眉吐气,喜气羊羊,羊羊得意!;-))
          • 羊虎为患。
          • 谁知道这几天咋了,前几天红灯等右转的时候被前面车倒车撞了一下,好在不严重,唉,借您吉言。//星期天看车展去不?星期六开卡丁车去?
            • 下班后给你电话,呵呵。
                • 可以问一下,哪里有车展吗?我想去看,谢谢。
                  • 见内 =>
            • 在哪儿?俺老公也要去看呢,叨叨几次了。
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