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对呀 为啥中国妹子老迟到半小时呢

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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / The lady golfer (●˘◡˘●)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says,
    "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week? "
    No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says,
    "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am."
    He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman says this may be a problem, and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late. They roll their eyes, but say,
    "Okay." She's there at 6:30 am sharp, and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under-par round. She's fun and pleasant, and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her back the next week. She smiles, and says,
    "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45." The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she plays left-handed. The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even-par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her. The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed, and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play,they can't hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse, and finally, one of the men asks her,
    "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and grins.
    "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous," she replies.
    "I like to switch back and forth. "When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed." The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says,
    "What if it's pointing straight up?" She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • LOL. 很黄,三果慎入。
      • 想请三果看就直接说。
        • 俺这是正经贴来的。┏ (゜ω゜)=☞不然一会儿要被转+O了。
    • 外语学习也沦陷了么?
      • 是。昨天有一贴被转到成人版去了哈哈。
        • 我看顽童签名很有个性。
          O|||||||O, 两个圆圈圈中间N个point down。
          • It's My J
            EEP
            [O|||||||O]
            • 我以为是points, 七天一天一个
              我还真数了。
          • 那是多管火箭炮
    • 老外也就十五分钟啊 +1
      • 你太会看重点了。 LOOOOL
        • 我是说迟到
      • 亮了!(●˘◡˘●) +1
        • 对呀 为啥中国妹子老迟到半小时呢
      • 你为什么要说“也” +2
        • 亮了!(●˘◡˘●) +1
          • 是更亮了。
        • 我还说了“就” #9911483@0
          • 你慌了, 你心虚了, 你想法辩解了, 你要转移视线了。。。。。 你别急,大家明白了。
            • 我服了
              • 你比不上童童, 7个points,轮着来一周不重样。
                • 年轻就是透支身体
          • 其实不包括fore play 的话,15分钟可以了。
            • 你是指中国妹子还是外国妹子?
              • 明显是外国妹子 他暴露了
              • 挖坑让我跳啊。。
            • 据说年纪越大应该耐力越好爆发力越差 预热还是需要的 老机器不禁折腾了
              • 怕就怕连事前淋浴一共15分钟。
                • 不会 还不够我回笼觉呢
        • 系咯
        • 哈哈哈哈。
    • 寓娱乐于学习啊~~~
      • Today I learned 3 words: harbors, grumble, grudge (●˘◡˘●)
        • 我不止。。。多贴、多贴,哈。
    • 很好,中国的体育就过分沉重了。记得以前中国请的一个外籍足球教练教中国运动员第一件事就是享受快乐足球。快乐才能发挥的好。
    • 图书馆暖气开得也太足了,我现在每天进图书馆前都进麦当劳讨一杯满满地的免费冰水,一满杯灌下去才觉得有些丝丝凉意。抱着学习态度 一不小心打开看了这个帖子,得,又得来两杯
      大桶冰块,不用加水了,我直接吞冰块啦。
      • 俺这是正经贴来的!(●˘◡˘●)
        • 你这是日经贴来的。
      • 体内的洪荒之力快要压制不住了,快使用麒麟臂。。
        • 北大的知识太渊博了, 包罗万象,说个事都这么别致。
    • 尼玛,歪到姥姥家去了~~~