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An engineer dies and is sent to hell

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up?
The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."
"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately."
The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Last Updated: 2015-6-14
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / An engineer dies and is sent to hell -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-6-14 {947} (#9509023@0) +1
    He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
    One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up?
    The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."
    "What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately."
    The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."
    God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
    The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
    • Hahaha... I like this one! -sailor(Ocean & Mountain); 2015-6-14 (#9509227@0)
      • ：） -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-6-16 (#9512162@0)
    • A very nice joke. I'll save it for Christmas Party. -averagejoe(闲杂人等); 2015-6-16 (#9512172@0)
      • You will appreciate this one! (#22331@30) -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-6-16 (#9512189@0)
        • What a story! a man trapped in a boy's body. -averagejoe(闲杂人等); 2015-6-16 (#9512203@0) +1
          • Yeap. Like this guy.
            -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-6-16 (#9512215@0)
    • engineers, doctors, lawyers, cops ... are all doomed to hell ! -nocturne(夜游神); 2015-6-16 (#9512184@0)
      • and politicians! -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-6-16 (#9512187@0) +1
      • Most of the cops, Engineers and doctors are good people! -averagejoe(闲杂人等); 2015-6-16 (#9512202@0)
        • you are right. I was joking. -nocturne(夜游神); 2015-6-16 (#9512217@0)

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