A man had two Parrots, and he was having difficulties figuring out
which is a male and which is a female. One day coming back from work
he saw that one of the parrots was on top of the other. He caught the
one on top and shaved his head, giving him a baldhead, thinking, now
he could identify which is the male or female.

The following day a friend of the owner of the parrot, who was bald,
came looking for the man, the parrot called out to him. "Hey mister"
when the man turned, the parrot said, "were you caught f*cking too?"