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An unemployed engineer opens a clinic..【ZT JOKE】

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / An unemployed engineer opens a clinic..【ZT JOKE】
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
    A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
    Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
    Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
    Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
    The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
    Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
    Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
    Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
    The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
    Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
    Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
    Doctor: "But this is $500..."
    Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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      The Brunette was stunned and said :" We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex "
      The Redhead said "Its Good to see my girl is using protection, Because prevention is better than cure !".
      The Blonde said: " OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS "
      • Don't understand this one though...
        • It's a racist stereotype kinda of thing target to blonder. :)
    • LOL... I like this one!