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再考你的英语水平, 请说明下列笑话为何好笑? (此题很难!!)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at
8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show
him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At
the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used
for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little
package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing
hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over
to the woman, and says,"I'm更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 谈天说地 / 再考你的英语水平, 请说明下列笑话为何好笑? (此题很难!!)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
    manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at
    8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
    door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
    employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
    The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show
    him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At
    the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used
    for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
    piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little
    package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing
    hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over
    to the woman, and says,"I'm更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • She thought her job is to give two eggs
      • why?
        • I have no dictionary with me now, so i can't answer properly.."tickle".
          • I got it.. testicles
            • smart ass!!
              • 看是看明白了,怎么没觉得特别好笑呢?faint...
              • yes, ez one, see the sitcom "married with children"? it is for bluecollar, but i like it
                al bundy wnat to buy a new car, which is branded 'testica', his daughter is a dumb, saying she wants the shiny testicle
          • tickle: 1. touch lightly causing little thrills. 2. play, stire 3. have a feeling like that. 4. excite pleasantly.
    • wanna more challenges. Haha.
      • register a name. I don;t like to play with a invisible man.
        • ;-P
        • I'm here. Brother.
          • cool! I like it
    • 我知道答案,但不好意思说。读出声来,念快点儿就知道了。
    • The poor woman, haha, laugh to death almost, I will test IQ of some girls.
    • execuse me, what's elmo?
      • seems like doll
        • thx