本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛* Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
* Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
* You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
* You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
* You watch the Weather Channel.
* You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
* You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
* Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
* Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
* Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
*You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
* A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
* You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
* 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
* You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
* Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
* You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
* You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
* You watch the Weather Channel.
* You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
* You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
* Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
* Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
* Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
*You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
* A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
* You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
* 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
* You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net