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blind man tells joke

tongcd(programmer)

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you
should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Last Updated: 2002-11-15
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枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 80,000 blondes -hearts(hearts); 2002-11-15 {1581} (#857607@0)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a
"Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says,

"We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are

not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps

up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes

start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting

80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and

global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her

another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a

dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts

crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands

shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER

ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than

damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance--

What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually

says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump

to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

blind man tells joke -tongcd(programmer); 2002-11-15 {881} (#857692@0)
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you
should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
51 days -tongcd(programmer); 2002-11-15 {1500} (#857701@0)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛51 Days

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when
the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to
the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order
over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped,
the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51
days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the
chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes
show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51
days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks
over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the
table erupts.

Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,
exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he
walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed
child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one
of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone
thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided
to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle
and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put
it together in 51 days!"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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