Two blondes are sitting on the front porch of a brunette's house.
Suddenly, a bird flies overhead and does a big dump on one of the
blondes' hair.

The brunette says: "Oh gosh, I'll be right back with some toilet paper."

After she left, the other blonde says: "And they call us blondes
stupid. By the time she gets back with that toilet paper, the bird
will be miles away!"
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Linda (a blonde) and Jill were chatting over coffee. Said Linda,
"I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from
coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar,
or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye."

Linda took a sip of her coffee. "Owwwww!" she cried.
"There it goes again!"

Said Jill, "Linda... take the spoon out of the cup."
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