Two little boys are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.

"Why are you crying?" asked the other child.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger."

When he heard this, the other child started to cry.

"Why are you crying?"

"I'm here for a urine test."
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Little Johnny asked his father what is the difference between an old
time panty and a nowadays panty.

His father told him that from his experience the only suitable answer
he could give him was that you had to move the panty to see the ass a
long time ago but now you have to move the ass to see the panty!

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