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GET THIS: 14 Reasons why Beer is better than WOMEN

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1. Beer is never late.

2. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

3. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

4. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.

5. You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.

6. You can share a beer with your friends.

7. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.

8. Beer is always WET.

9. You can have a beer in public.

10. After you have had the beer you can just dump the empty bottle.

11. Beer looks the same in the morning.

12. It's OK to leave a party with a different beer than you arrived
with.

13. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.

14. Beer is easy to get into.
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Last Updated: 2002-9-29
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / For Men Only: This Is For Men Tired Of Receiving Male Bashing Jokes(FW). MM's please don't come in if you don"t want to get offended. -hearts(hearts); 2002-9-29 {2732} (#774249@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.



    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.



    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

    When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me."



    How do you fix a woman's watch?

    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.



    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?

    The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.



    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

    A woman that won't do what she's told.



    I married Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was Always.



    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:

    I don't like to interrupt her.



    What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

    Divorced.



    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

    It is called Wedding Cake.



    Marriage is a 3-ring circus:

    Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.



    Our last fight was my fault.

    My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"



    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

    Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.

    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.



    Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.



    A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."

    She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."



    Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

    Dad: "That happens in every country, son."



    A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."

    The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

    "You can have mine."



    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

    Forget it once.



    Women will never be equal to men until:

    They can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.



    Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?

    Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guy go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • GET THIS: 14 Reasons why Beer is better than WOMEN -rounder(rounder); 2002-9-29 {776} (#774269@0)
      1. Beer is never late.

      2. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

      3. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

      4. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.

      5. You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.

      6. You can share a beer with your friends.

      7. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.

      8. Beer is always WET.

      9. You can have a beer in public.

      10. After you have had the beer you can just dump the empty bottle.

      11. Beer looks the same in the morning.

      12. It's OK to leave a party with a different beer than you arrived
      with.

      13. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.

      14. Beer is easy to get into.
    • AND this one for women: 6 Reasons why beer is better than MEN -rounder(rounder); 2002-9-29 {358} (#774270@0)
      1. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck.

      2. You can suck one beer all night long if you want to.

      3. Your beer doesn't have to be hard to be good.

      4. A beer TASTES GOOD.

      5. Just because you have dinner with beer, doesn't mean you have to
      sleep with it.

      6. When a beer is finished it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

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