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A dirty joke(FW)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Ever wonder where the word "shit" comes from. Well here it is:



Certain types of manure(DONT look up in the dictionary: its shit) used to be transported (as everything was back then) by ship. In dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water (at sea) hit it. It not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.



As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen; methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern. BOOOOM!



Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening.



After that, the bundles of manure where always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.



Bet you didn't know that one.



Here I always thought it was a golf term.



~ or another variant ~



In the 1800's, cow pie's were collected on the prairie and boxed and loaded on steam ships to burn instead of wood. Wood was not only hard to find, but heavy to move around and store.



When the boxes of cow pie's were in the sun for days on board the ships, they would smell bad. So when the manure was boxed up, they stamped the outside of the box, S.H.I.T....which means Ship High In Transit.



When people came aboard the ship and said, "Oh what is that smell!" They were told it was shit.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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