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加拿大公民入籍问题与标准答案(搞笑版)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛作者:
Couple Wang, CHO (Chief Husband Officer)
Online Zhao, CWO (Chief Wife Officer)

Citizenship Test: Questions and Answers

Section I. Questions about Canada

Q:Where does the name "Canada" come from?
A:艰难大

Q:Where does the name "Toronto" come from?
A:拖忍透---得拖着忍着才透着那么点希望

Q:Where does the name "Vancouver" come from?
A:瘟枯乏---整个一瘟鸡似的既枯燥又乏味

Q: Where does the name "Mississauga" come from?
A: Miss is sha gua

Q:In what sorts of jobs do most Canadians work?
A:Job hunting

Q:你为什么喜欢移民加拿大?
A:见山姆大叔方便

Q:找工作和买彩票的相同点与不同点?
A:相同点:
成功的概率都不高。

不同点:
彩票定时开奖,工作不定时开奖(一周,一月,一季,一年)
中彩票你踏实一辈子,找到工作你踏实一阵子(一周,一月,一季,一年);

Section II. Questions about your region(Ontario)
Q:What are the major industries of your city, province and region today?
A:Immigration industry

Q:你认为 Toronto 治安良好的主要原因是什么?
A:从事各种工作的移民素质高,学士开车子(taxi, 即"太可惜"),硕士端盘子,博士宰鸭子。

Q:Which province has the most bilingual Canadians?
A: Ontario. The 2 languages are Chinese Mandarin & English.

Q: What do the initials MP stand for in Canadian politics?
A: It means man power, general labor.

注:地名部分文字摘自"艰难大(Canada)" www.toronto-chinese.com

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  • 枫下拾英 / 心情随笔 / 加拿大公民入籍问题与标准答案(搞笑版)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛作者:
    Couple Wang, CHO (Chief Husband Officer)
    Online Zhao, CWO (Chief Wife Officer)

    Citizenship Test: Questions and Answers

    Section I. Questions about Canada

    Q:Where does the name "Canada" come from?
    A:艰难大

    Q:Where does the name "Toronto" come from?
    A:拖忍透---得拖着忍着才透着那么点希望

    Q:Where does the name "Vancouver" come from?
    A:瘟枯乏---整个一瘟鸡似的既枯燥又乏味

    Q: Where does the name "Mississauga" come from?
    A: Miss is sha gua

    Q:In what sorts of jobs do most Canadians work?
    A:Job hunting

    Q:你为什么喜欢移民加拿大?
    A:见山姆大叔方便

    Q:找工作和买彩票的相同点与不同点?
    A:相同点:
    成功的概率都不高。

    不同点:
    彩票定时开奖,工作不定时开奖(一周,一月,一季,一年)
    中彩票你踏实一辈子,找到工作你踏实一阵子(一周,一月,一季,一年);

    Section II. Questions about your region(Ontario)
    Q:What are the major industries of your city, province and region today?
    A:Immigration industry

    Q:你认为 Toronto 治安良好的主要原因是什么?
    A:从事各种工作的移民素质高,学士开车子(taxi, 即"太可惜"),硕士端盘子,博士宰鸭子。

    Q:Which province has the most bilingual Canadians?
    A: Ontario. The 2 languages are Chinese Mandarin & English.

    Q: What do the initials MP stand for in Canadian politics?
    A: It means man power, general labor.

    注:地名部分文字摘自"艰难大(Canada)" www.toronto-chinese.com

    欢迎移友貂尾续狗

    coupleonline.yeah.net
    http://couplechina.members.easyspace.com/index.htm
    http://www.donews.com/cgi-bin/user.fcgi?sw=2&userid=couple

    如有稿费,来者不拒
    请通知,我可用稿费请给我发稿费者吃饭。
    mailto:coupleonline@yeah.net
    mailto:couplechina@yahoo.com更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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