本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt
unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the
clerk.
"It depends on quality," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this
button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,"
he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman said. "But when people see
it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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Have you ever wondered why A B C D E F are the letters used to define
bra sizes? It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs
{B} - Barely there
{C} - Can Do
{D} - Damn good
{DD} - Doubly damn good
{E} - Enormous
{F} - Fake
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Did you ever notice that when you fall in love, you sink into his
arms?? But after the wedding your arms are in his sink??
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Thought for the Day: Tact is the ability to close your mouth before
somebody else wants to.
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A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his
ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him,
"Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?"
The customer carefully replied, "V-I-S-A."
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Little Johnny was talking to his girlfriend, and he said, "Be honest,
now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of
the word 'warm'."
Little Johnny was pleased until he went home and, just for fun,
checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
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unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the
clerk.
"It depends on quality," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this
button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,"
he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman said. "But when people see
it on you, they'll talk louder!"
<><><><><><>
Have you ever wondered why A B C D E F are the letters used to define
bra sizes? It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs
{B} - Barely there
{C} - Can Do
{D} - Damn good
{DD} - Doubly damn good
{E} - Enormous
{F} - Fake
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Did you ever notice that when you fall in love, you sink into his
arms?? But after the wedding your arms are in his sink??
<><><><><><>
<><><><><><>
Thought for the Day: Tact is the ability to close your mouth before
somebody else wants to.
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A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his
ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him,
"Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?"
The customer carefully replied, "V-I-S-A."
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Little Johnny was talking to his girlfriend, and he said, "Be honest,
now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of
the word 'warm'."
Little Johnny was pleased until he went home and, just for fun,
checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
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