本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Q. Why do Italians wear gold chains around their necks?
A. So they will know where to stop shaving.'
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A married couple were having a disagreement while sitting in bed. The
wife said to her husband,
"You're impossible," to which the husband replied, "No. I'm next to
impossible."
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Mary: I think football players are so sexy.
Jill: Really? Why?
Mary: They're always talking about "penetrating" and "going deep."
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Hello my sex pot," breathed the obscene phone caller. " I know you
are the hottest woman on the block. If you can guess what's in my
hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
"Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady, "If y'all can hold it in
one hand, I ain't the least bit interested...."
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A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper
behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules
that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
"And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?"
the priest inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap."
<>Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's
the matter?" asked Bill of his buddy. "You look kind of down:' "My
wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin."
"Why's that?"
"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."
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I like Bob Hope's answer when someone asks, "How's your golf game?"
He says, "If it was a boxing match they'd stop it."
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A. So they will know where to stop shaving.'
<><><><><><>
A married couple were having a disagreement while sitting in bed. The
wife said to her husband,
"You're impossible," to which the husband replied, "No. I'm next to
impossible."
<<><><><><><>
Mary: I think football players are so sexy.
Jill: Really? Why?
Mary: They're always talking about "penetrating" and "going deep."
<><><><><><>
Hello my sex pot," breathed the obscene phone caller. " I know you
are the hottest woman on the block. If you can guess what's in my
hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
"Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady, "If y'all can hold it in
one hand, I ain't the least bit interested...."
<><><><><><>
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper
behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules
that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
"And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?"
the priest inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap."
<>Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's
the matter?" asked Bill of his buddy. "You look kind of down:' "My
wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin."
"Why's that?"
"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."
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I like Bob Hope's answer when someone asks, "How's your golf game?"
He says, "If it was a boxing match they'd stop it."
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