本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1. Aspire to be barber – the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits buy them in every colour
3. Take life with a pinch of salt … a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. ( I’m on it and so far I‘ve lost 15 days)
6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS (Premenstrual syndrome) and this is just your personality
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solvers nothing and makes you walk funny
11. When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka
12. Remember. Wherever there is a good-looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up; only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
14. If it has tires or testicles, it’s gonna give you trouble
15. By the time a woman realized her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
16. ‘Good friend are like stars……you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there’
17. ‘remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today’更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net