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雨天百无聊赖，想到一件可笑的事

misspurple(purplemm)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛原来在国内住的公寓楼，楼梯边上的墙上总是被贴上各式各样的小广告，修锁：tel:1234567; 通厕所：tel:5678932; 搬家： tel:2578936; 不知那位高人在这些广告下，写道：杀人:tel:3333333.令人捧腹。

想起这个是因为如今发简历已经发的手欲断，眼欲瞎，仍无回音。听说如今不管找什麽人，广告一出，即被简历淹没。人人都是10年经验。不仅神往，如果有广告曰：
killers wanted...
Job requirements:
- Minimum of five years experience in a professional killing environment, preferably high technology.
- Proven track record of quota over achievement.
- Must have the ability to survey and understand customer needs, with an awareness of current trends in killing technology.
- Ability to work in a fast-paced, results-oriented environment.
- The drive and desire to succeed and be rewarded for success.
- Multi-tasking and management skills.
- Candidate should be technologically astute with good computer knowledge and internet savvy plus have above average communication and organizational skills. Candidate must be able to work under pressure and meet deadlines.
-Oral/written bilingualism (English/French) would definitely be an asset.

哈哈，仅为博君一笑，祝各位好运气！更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2002-5-14
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 谈天说地 / 雨天百无聊赖，想到一件可笑的事 -misspurple(purplemm); 2002-5-14 {1159} (#520766@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛原来在国内住的公寓楼，楼梯边上的墙上总是被贴上各式各样的小广告，修锁：tel:1234567; 通厕所：tel:5678932; 搬家： tel:2578936; 不知那位高人在这些广告下，写道：杀人:tel:3333333.令人捧腹。

    想起这个是因为如今发简历已经发的手欲断，眼欲瞎，仍无回音。听说如今不管找什麽人，广告一出，即被简历淹没。人人都是10年经验。不仅神往，如果有广告曰：
    killers wanted...
    Job requirements:
    - Minimum of five years experience in a professional killing environment, preferably high technology.
    - Proven track record of quota over achievement.
    - Must have the ability to survey and understand customer needs, with an awareness of current trends in killing technology.
    - Ability to work in a fast-paced, results-oriented environment.
    - The drive and desire to succeed and be rewarded for success.
    - Multi-tasking and management skills.
    - Candidate should be technologically astute with good computer knowledge and internet savvy plus have above average communication and organizational skills. Candidate must be able to work under pressure and meet deadlines.
    -Oral/written bilingualism (English/French) would definitely be an asset.

    哈哈，仅为博君一笑，祝各位好运气！更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • UP,UP -misspurple(purplemm); 2002-5-14 (#520793@0)
    • :-)) -babyface(Tracy); 2002-5-14 (#520841@0)
    • 安大略养牛厂回信： 目前暂无KILLER职位空闲，有杀牛工作若干，请下周五来面试， 找MISS COW联系 -fxid(外地民工模样的人); 2002-5-14 (#520859@0)
    • 这个职位太适合我了：我生来就是杀手。 请问怎么联系？ -bornkiller(天生杀人狂); 2002-5-14 (#520868@0)
      • pls fax your resume to 000-0000. no phone calls,pls. Your background and skills will be closely reviewed, but only pre-selected candidates will be called. We are equal opportunity employer. -misspurple(purplemm); 2002-5-14 (#520888@0)
        • hi,nobody likes it? -misspurple(purplemm); 2002-5-14 (#520992@0)
          • hi, -misspurple(purplemm); 2002-5-14 (#521249@0)

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