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beavis(brian)

A man, his wife, and their eight children were waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.

The bus arrives. The blind man and the husband are forced to walk because there's just no more room on the bus.

As they walk together, the tapping of the blind man's cane starts to irritate the other man. Finally, the man says, "You know, that's pretty irritating. Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?"

The blind man retorts: "If you'd put a rubber on the end of your stick, we'd both be on that bus."

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Last Updated: 2002-5-3
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枫下沙龙 / 谈天说地 / 斗胆问一句：rolia里的DX们是如何跟子女谈“性“的？闭口不谈？还是含沙射影？或者别的高招？“爸爸妈妈到底怎么就把我生出来了呢？” -babygc2000(丹鹭); 2002-5-1 (#494455@0)

Demo -map(恭喜); 2002-5-1 (#494470@0)
Chlidren in back seats make accidents, accidents in back seats make children,that`s it! -mamamio(玛玛米哦！); 2002-5-1 (#494480@0)

精辟 -hiyou(專業頭业余头); 2002-5-1 (#494505@0)

Are you true maron or not? -guest-toronto(拔牙); 2002-5-1 (#494507@0)
以前老妈说我是石头里蹦出来的,伤心很久,后来发现孙悟空也是,随大喜:D -happy_4_7(人参果㊣); 2002-5-1 (#494639@0)
是不是从精子和卵子打招呼开始说？至于俩怎么见面的就说这太复杂了，以后就知道了。 -heian(㊣黑暗天使); 2002-5-1 (#494646@0)
去图书馆找一本带图解的书说明，效果很好。 -ingridchao(Ingrid); 2002-5-1 (#494706@0)
谢楼上各位！ -babygc2000(丹鹭); 2002-5-2 (#497201@0)
小时候我妈说我是拣来的。后来我问我妈我怎么来的（我三岁就不相信自己是拣来的了），我妈就告诉我了，不过说的不是很详细。后来我自己看书，就知道得很详细了。（我妈上次还叫我一起看一个婴儿如何在子宫里发育的节目呢） -cleanlilylemon(清爽柠檬); 2002-5-2 (#497229@0)

You are a teenager? 13? -hollywater(Hi); 2002-5-3 (#498426@0)

是啊,我女儿也开始问一些有关男女有别的问题, '为什么男孩可以站着XUXU' -bobo1108(Bobo); 2002-5-3 (#498006@0)

不是说现在推崇坐着XUXU吗？ -lmx(流氓兔); 2002-5-3 (#498123@0)

你这家伙，瞎搅合。 -bluegreysky(小皮皮猪的㊣妈妈); 2002-5-3 (#498157@0)

又帮老板逮着几只臭虫了？ -lmx(流氓兔); 2002-5-3 (#498170@0)

我的任务是杀，杀，杀。 -bluegreysky(小皮皮猪的㊣妈妈); 2002-5-3 (#498203@0)

Oh,yeah? -mamamio(玛玛米哦！); 2002-5-3 (#498159@0)

前两天没来？那篇讨论才精彩呢。#488854 -lmx(流氓兔); 2002-5-3 (#498173@0)

教教我,怎样最迅速的找到想要的以前的旧贴? 谢谢拉 -julia2000(自由鸟); 2002-5-3 (#498186@0)

搜索"XUXU' -mamamio(玛玛米哦！); 2002-5-3 (#498198@0)
点这个：#488854 -lmx(流氓兔); 2002-5-3 (#498199@0)

那你怎么记得这个号呀? 是不是我巨笨? -julia2000(自由鸟); 2002-5-3 (#498211@0)

mamamio(玛玛米哦！)已经说了诀窍。 -lmx(流氓兔); 2002-5-3 (#498218@0)

:o -bobo1108(Bobo); 2002-5-3 (#498171@0)

如果爸爸妈妈住到一起，就会在肚子里怀上孩子。这样说就差不多了吧？ -hdcopy(病毒是个筐); 2002-5-3 (#498021@0)

“那就是说一个男的和一个女的住一起就可以生出小孩啦？可是我跟妈妈睡过一起啊，她怎么还不生孩子呢？” -babygc2000(丹鹭); 2002-5-3 (#498089@0)

不是一个喃的和一个女的，而是爸爸妈妈 -hdcopy(病毒是个筐); 2002-5-3 (#498105@0)

更不通：如果不是夫妻的关系，睡在一起就不会发生情况？反例多多。 -win(秋天的菠菜); 2002-5-3 (#498115@0)

能像你这样思考问题的小朋友，已经不用教了。 -checkme(checkme); 2002-5-3 (#498642@0)

关于这点，我想中国父母和洋人父母比可真要汗颜。一次我在TTC上，一个20岁女孩下车，走到门的时候，旁边一个妈妈(带了两个小女孩，大概一个13，4岁，一个10岁) -cocotea(可可茶-兔兔的幸福时); 2002-5-3 {377} (#498110@0)
指着那个20岁女孩刚刚坐过的位置说：Is that yours? 当时大家就顺着她手指处看去，是一个。。。
condom.那女子说：I don't need it anymore. It's too late.然后就下车了。于是两个小女孩就问：what did she say？如果你是那个妈妈，你会怎么回答？只见那妈妈气定神闲的解释的condom的作用，然后说那个女孩已经怀孕，不再需要了。最后教育她的女儿们保护措施是很重要的。
sigh...连带我都受到教育。：P

好好回忆下，都怎么说的？咱也想接受再教育---主要是学学怎么用口语简洁明了地说。 -dayafterday(悠悠我心); 2002-5-3 (#498168@0)

估计已经做过前期教育了，小女孩们都懂什么是pregnacy和birth control了。不过很佩服那个母亲能够以学术讨论的神态说这些话。 -cocotea(可可茶-兔兔的幸福时); 2002-5-3 (#498213@0)
.................. -beavis(brian); 2002-5-3 {551} (#498234@0)
A man, his wife, and their eight children were waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.

The bus arrives. The blind man and the husband are forced to walk because there's just no more room on the bus.

As they walk together, the tapping of the blind man's cane starts to irritate the other man. Finally, the man says, "You know, that's pretty irritating. Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?"

The blind man retorts: "If you'd put a rubber on the end of your stick, we'd both be on that bus."

Dirty word的描述最直截了当。特别是咱们的国骂。 -lmx(流氓兔); 2002-5-3 (#498214@0)

Chief Art Officer? -mamamio(玛玛米哦！); 2002-5-3 (#498268@0)
也不是咱的发明.你没有注意吗?全世界的骂人的话都是一个意思. -bobo1108(Bobo); 2002-5-3 (#498654@0)

recommend an article of an example about how to deal with this hot topic -xiaofeixia(小皮皮猪㊣小飞侠老师); 2002-5-3 (#498226@0)

谢谢你的推荐。 -babygc2000(丹鹭); 2002-5-3 (#498318@0)

I used some books and videos from library. remember, tell the truth with correct terminologies. -aabbcc(abc); 2002-5-3 (#498627@0)
又想起我弟弟来了。妈妈说弟弟是捡来的，我还做证明：“抱回你来的那天人很多，都在窗户上爬着看你“，弟弟听了大哭，把自己关在屋子里，喊：我是亲生的。 -lilyba(Sunshine); 2002-5-3 {44} (#498659@0)
他关上门，怕是害怕妈妈把他送回“亲生"父母那
不是说这从幼儿园就开始讲的吗？ -bluegirl(bluegirl); 2002-5-3 (#499114@0)

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