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哈,送歌~~~

UNIX MAN
(Melodi: Nowhere Man)

He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans
For nobody.

Knows the blocksize from du(1)
Cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn't he a bit like you
And me?

UNIX Man, please listen(2)
My lpd(8) is missin'
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.

He's as wise as he can be
Uses lex and yacc and C
UNIX Man, can you help me At all?

UNIX Man, don't worry
Test with time(1), don't hurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.

He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ...
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.

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    • 哈,送歌~~~
      UNIX MAN
      (Melodi: Nowhere Man)

      He's a real UNIX Man
      Sitting in his UNIX LAN
      Making all his UNIX plans
      For nobody.

      Knows the blocksize from du(1)
      Cares not where /dev/null goes to
      Isn't he a bit like you
      And me?

      UNIX Man, please listen(2)
      My lpd(8) is missin'
      UNIX Man
      The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.

      He's as wise as he can be
      Uses lex and yacc and C
      UNIX Man, can you help me At all?

      UNIX Man, don't worry
      Test with time(1), don't hurry
      UNIX Man
      The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.

      He's a real UNIX Man
      Sitting in his UNIX LAN
      Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ...
      Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.

      • 我看了27 dresses
        • 我还没看呢...好看么?
          • 我想你会喜欢看的
            • 那我今晚就去看.., tuesday special ...:D
      • laugh to death....
    • 某君海市也
      • 正解,正解啊
    • 如此看来,我还不算痴迷、、、、、、
    • 如此看来,我还不算痴迷、、、、、、 -whomeye(一休和小叶子);