How to bathe a cat in 8 easy steps.
#1 - Thoroughly clean toilet.
#2 - Lift both lids, add shampoo.
#3 - Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
#4 - In one swift movie, place cat in toilet, close lids, and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
#5 - Cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds to clean himself. ( Ignore ruckus from inside toilet. Cat is enjoying this.)
#6. Flush toilet 3 to 4 times. This provides a power rinse, which is quite effective.
#7. Have someone open the outside door. Stand as far from toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids.
#8 The clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors where he will air-dry.
This 8 easy steps to cleaning the cat is signed,
Yours sincerely,
The Dog.
#1 - Thoroughly clean toilet.
#2 - Lift both lids, add shampoo.
#3 - Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
#4 - In one swift movie, place cat in toilet, close lids, and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
#5 - Cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds to clean himself. ( Ignore ruckus from inside toilet. Cat is enjoying this.)
#6. Flush toilet 3 to 4 times. This provides a power rinse, which is quite effective.
#7. Have someone open the outside door. Stand as far from toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids.
#8 The clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors where he will air-dry.
This 8 easy steps to cleaning the cat is signed,
Yours sincerely,
The Dog.