本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛逐条对照看看我这个100%正宗的中国人是不是能够对号入座。(28个里只有对上6个) 这篇文章笑人穷， 我所受的教育是：富贵不能淫，贫贱不能移，说白了就是：男的不能下跪， 这个女的不能怎么样谁还记得(时代不同了。。)？
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows).
never
2. When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy100 rolls and store them
in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
never
3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
never
4.You use the grocery bags to hold garbage containers.
never in China because we are using garbage bags and containers.
5. You hate to waste food
a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw
away the leftovers on
not me.
b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three leftover chicken wing.
never
6. You don't own any real Tupperware- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.
never
7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
never
8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot
water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
never
9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker
Yes.
10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
Yes.
11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.
never
12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
Yes.
13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive Walkman if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.
Yes.
14. You're a wok user.
What's "wok" mean?
15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
never
16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached-it
means they're fresh.
never
17. You never call your parents just to say hi.
not true
18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
never
19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick.
They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they're
heaty (yeet hay in Cantonese).
Yes.
20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10
feet apart.
not only chines, but also including my 50 team-members from many countries.
21. You always cook too much.
never
22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last
piece of food on the table.
never
23. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat buffet.
never
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or
electronics, computers.
Whole sale or retail?
25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
Yes.
26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
never
28. You take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends.
never更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows).
never
2. When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy100 rolls and store them
in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
never
3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
never
4.You use the grocery bags to hold garbage containers.
never in China because we are using garbage bags and containers.
5. You hate to waste food
a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw
away the leftovers on
not me.
b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three leftover chicken wing.
never
6. You don't own any real Tupperware- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.
never
7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
never
8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot
water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
never
9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker
Yes.
10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
Yes.
11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.
never
12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
Yes.
13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive Walkman if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.
Yes.
14. You're a wok user.
What's "wok" mean?
15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
never
16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached-it
means they're fresh.
never
17. You never call your parents just to say hi.
not true
18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
never
19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick.
They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they're
heaty (yeet hay in Cantonese).
Yes.
20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10
feet apart.
not only chines, but also including my 50 team-members from many countries.
21. You always cook too much.
never
22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last
piece of food on the table.
never
23. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat buffet.
never
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or
electronics, computers.
Whole sale or retail?
25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
Yes.
26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
never
28. You take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends.
never更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net