本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛> >A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a
> dinner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The
> Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a
> conversation.
> >
> >The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole
> bread?"
> >
> >The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
> and replied, "Of course."
> >
> >The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
> what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
> transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
> >
> >The American had a smirk on his face.
> >
> >The Canadian listened in silence.
> >
> >The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"
> >
> >Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
> >
> >Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
> States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
> seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
> and sell it to Canada."
> >
> >The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
> >
> >The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
> >
> >The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the
> condoms once you've used them?"
> >
> >"We throw them away, of course."
> >
> > Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile.
> >
> >"We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them
> down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."
> >
> >Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!?
> >
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