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Proof that men are worse than girls

waistcoat(大白兔奶糖)

First we state that men need time, money, girls and sex, So:
Men = Time X Money X Girls X Sex

And as we all know " time is money"
Time = Money

Therefore
Men = Money X Money X Girls X Sex

And we all know men want girls as many as possible,
Because they want to have sex as many as they can.
For them
Girls = Sex

As for men's proof that "girls are evil"
Girls = Evil

So Evil = Sex

Therefore
Men = (Money)^2 X Evil X Evil
= (Money)^2 X (Evil)^2

And because "Money is the root of all evil"
Money = (Evil)^1/2

Therefore
Men = Evil x (Evil)^2
= (Evil)^3

Men's Proof
Girls = Evil

Girls' Proof
Men = (Evil)^3

So we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than girls.

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Last Updated: 2002-4-6
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枫下沙龙 / 谈天说地 / Proof that girls are evil: -waistcoat(大白兔奶糖); 2002-4-6 {464} (#440997@0)
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time X Money

And as we all know "time is money"
Time = Money

Therefore:
Girls = Money X Money = (Money)^2

And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = (Evil)^1/2

Therefore:
Girls = ((Evil)^1/2)^2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

Proof that men are worse than girls -waistcoat(大白兔奶糖); 2002-4-6 {858} (#441000@0)
First we state that men need time, money, girls and sex, So:
Men = Time X Money X Girls X Sex

And as we all know " time is money"
Time = Money

Therefore
Men = Money X Money X Girls X Sex

And we all know men want girls as many as possible,
Because they want to have sex as many as they can.
For them
Girls = Sex

As for men's proof that "girls are evil"
Girls = Evil

So Evil = Sex

Therefore
Men = (Money)^2 X Evil X Evil
= (Money)^2 X (Evil)^2

And because "Money is the root of all evil"
Money = (Evil)^1/2

Therefore
Men = Evil x (Evil)^2
= (Evil)^3

Men's Proof
Girls = Evil

Girls' Proof
Men = (Evil)^3

So we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than girls.

That's only true when 'Evil>1'. -daqiao(Bill); 2002-4-6 (#441014@0)

You are amazing. Genius. Cool. 我对你的敬仰....................... -crossover_tape(萧峰-侠之大者); 2002-4-6 (#441004@0)

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Proof that men are worse than girls

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