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English Joke.

lilyba(Sunshine)
(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills
you.
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Last Updated: 2002-4-4
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 谈天说地 / English Joke. -lilyba(Sunshine); 2002-4-4 {540} (#435716@0)
    (A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
    British or Americans.

    (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    (C) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than the British or Americans.

    (D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    (E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills
    you.
    • funny. -decentboy(男人<=30, 双鱼); 2002-4-4 (#435719@0)
    • reasonable -violent_panda(暴力大熊猫); 2002-4-4 (#435726@0)

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