本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛> Lately, there seems to be a "god-like" attitude that's come over HR
> Managers.....since it's an employers markets, these demi-gods seem to make
> decisions based on anything but logic...looking for any and every excuse to
> trash resumes...
> -forgot a period at the end of the sentence
> -margins misaligned by .0001"
> -doesn't like that shade of white your resume is on
> -doesn't like the font
> -the stamp on the envelope not symmetrical with the envelope
> -spotted a flake of dandruff on your shoulder
> -noticed a speck of dirt under a fingernail
> -overualified
> -underqualified
> -too many jobs (!) -helloooooooooooo hear of a recession?
> -and on and on.....
>
> Notice how alot of these HR managers are chain smoking fat women that dress
> like slobs? They will also screen out good looking slim well groomed people,
> selecting other fat slobs that they feel comfortable around....
> These pathetic losers determine our future, denying some of us opportunities
> to excel at a position, instead, selecting people on illogical assumptions.
>
> Then there is the issue of fiting in...
>
> I just was laid off from a position where I worked like a dog, walking above
> water, getting assignments done accurately and ahead of schedule....what I
> didn't do was fit in, so when it was time to cut, I went and my lazy
> counterpart stayed...why? Because he fit in and I didn't:
> -I didn't go for 3 beers at lunch every day with them
> -I didn't brag about how much I drank on the weekend (I'm over 40 for crying
> out loud, those days are long gone, grow up)
> -I didn't fucking swear every other fucking word when I was doing my fucking
> work like all my fucking co-workers did (see the above line about growing
> up)
> -I let it be known that I actually enjoyed coming to work and doing the
> work, instead of badmouthing the very organization that was generous enough
> to hire me, once I made it past the fat HR manager.
> -oh yeah, I also didn't smoke like they all did, while having 3 beers at
> lunch every day
> -I listened to classical and jazz music instead of Howard Stern and metal
> (see the above lines about maturity)
> -when out on assignment and we'd go to restaurants, I chose healthy meals
> instead of nachos, fries and beer...and smokes
> -Silly me, I didn't make idiotic remarks about how I'd like to bang every
> waitress in every restaurant we were in.....wait a second, all my co-workers
> were divorced, with miserable personal lives, broke, paying alimony/child
> support, while I've been happily married for over 20 years.....another
> reason to get disliked!
> -I drove a small inexpensive reliable japanese car instead of a truck or
> Monte Carlo....see the part above about growing up...
> -when we rented a car, I drove no more than 20 km/h over the limit....when
> they drove, it was over 60 km/h over the limit, in rain, compromising our
> safety...my request for them to slow down was met with the usual reply of
> "Fuck off..heh heh heh"
> -I went to work, did my job, and kept my mouth shut, unlike my co-workers
> who felt obligated to tell me what to drink, eat, drive, listen to,fuck,
> etc...not once did I tell any of them how to run their lives...
> -I outperformed all my co-workers, getting more done in less time, with no
> errors....that makes me look bad.
> -In previous jobs, I was selected out of the pack to learn new technology,
> where I got to travel on training across North America, and the "pack" got
> very hostile with me over this, with "What makes you so special" comments
> and even getting physical....ummmm, lets see.....I offered to learn the new
> stuff, you didn't, so I got to go....what is so difficult about that? And
> why is your failure in life my fault?
>
> Folks, I'm frustrated...to be laid off at this age and in this climate
> sucks....but I refuse to compromise my principles and become like the people
> I work with.
>
> Now go ahead and flame me...更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
> Managers.....since it's an employers markets, these demi-gods seem to make
> decisions based on anything but logic...looking for any and every excuse to
> trash resumes...
> -forgot a period at the end of the sentence
> -margins misaligned by .0001"
> -doesn't like that shade of white your resume is on
> -doesn't like the font
> -the stamp on the envelope not symmetrical with the envelope
> -spotted a flake of dandruff on your shoulder
> -noticed a speck of dirt under a fingernail
> -overualified
> -underqualified
> -too many jobs (!) -helloooooooooooo hear of a recession?
> -and on and on.....
>
> Notice how alot of these HR managers are chain smoking fat women that dress
> like slobs? They will also screen out good looking slim well groomed people,
> selecting other fat slobs that they feel comfortable around....
> These pathetic losers determine our future, denying some of us opportunities
> to excel at a position, instead, selecting people on illogical assumptions.
>
> Then there is the issue of fiting in...
>
> I just was laid off from a position where I worked like a dog, walking above
> water, getting assignments done accurately and ahead of schedule....what I
> didn't do was fit in, so when it was time to cut, I went and my lazy
> counterpart stayed...why? Because he fit in and I didn't:
> -I didn't go for 3 beers at lunch every day with them
> -I didn't brag about how much I drank on the weekend (I'm over 40 for crying
> out loud, those days are long gone, grow up)
> -I didn't fucking swear every other fucking word when I was doing my fucking
> work like all my fucking co-workers did (see the above line about growing
> up)
> -I let it be known that I actually enjoyed coming to work and doing the
> work, instead of badmouthing the very organization that was generous enough
> to hire me, once I made it past the fat HR manager.
> -oh yeah, I also didn't smoke like they all did, while having 3 beers at
> lunch every day
> -I listened to classical and jazz music instead of Howard Stern and metal
> (see the above lines about maturity)
> -when out on assignment and we'd go to restaurants, I chose healthy meals
> instead of nachos, fries and beer...and smokes
> -Silly me, I didn't make idiotic remarks about how I'd like to bang every
> waitress in every restaurant we were in.....wait a second, all my co-workers
> were divorced, with miserable personal lives, broke, paying alimony/child
> support, while I've been happily married for over 20 years.....another
> reason to get disliked!
> -I drove a small inexpensive reliable japanese car instead of a truck or
> Monte Carlo....see the part above about growing up...
> -when we rented a car, I drove no more than 20 km/h over the limit....when
> they drove, it was over 60 km/h over the limit, in rain, compromising our
> safety...my request for them to slow down was met with the usual reply of
> "Fuck off..heh heh heh"
> -I went to work, did my job, and kept my mouth shut, unlike my co-workers
> who felt obligated to tell me what to drink, eat, drive, listen to,fuck,
> etc...not once did I tell any of them how to run their lives...
> -I outperformed all my co-workers, getting more done in less time, with no
> errors....that makes me look bad.
> -In previous jobs, I was selected out of the pack to learn new technology,
> where I got to travel on training across North America, and the "pack" got
> very hostile with me over this, with "What makes you so special" comments
> and even getting physical....ummmm, lets see.....I offered to learn the new
> stuff, you didn't, so I got to go....what is so difficult about that? And
> why is your failure in life my fault?
>
> Folks, I'm frustrated...to be laid off at this age and in this climate
> sucks....but I refuse to compromise my principles and become like the people
> I work with.
>
> Now go ahead and flame me...更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net