本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛How many men does it take to open a beer?
>>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
>>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
>>They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
>>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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>>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
>>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
>>They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
>>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who know this is all bs anyway !更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net