本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Top reasons for being American
1. We can eat with our hand and suck our fingers, which just make us feel better
2. We don't have wonton but we wanton, and we boast no virgin in our freshman year.
3. We take shower every single day and we are proud of it, which help us feel good and smell better.
4. Most parts of our skin are white and clean, if you would like neglect the speckles.
5. Black is too rich for us, but we try desperately to get a beautiful brown color
6. We don’t eat anything that moves, but we fuck anything that moves.
7. We, men and women, shave every inch of our body, and that differs from our remote ancestor.
8. We can not impress our friend with our latest model of mobile, but we can impress our friend with how many girlfriend or boyfriend we have dated and scored last week.
9. We eat and never talk with food in our mouth, just because we deem it can be deadly danger and we could get choked. We never deem that we are rude to laugh at other nationalities that don’t have the practice as we do.
10. It is a part of culture that we need not take care of the elderly parents and just sent them away to Old Age Homes, and we can safely declare that they want to live by themselves. As a matter of facts, they well deserve it as it is we ourselves that have paid our own way for our studying at university.
11. We never ask everyone how much salary they earn, as our boss never want us to know how much they earn and this practices help us feel that we are born equal and treated fair.
13. We do not want to raise children. The only reasons that we want to raise a child are that he/or she can make us happy and we can pay less in taxes.
14. The only language we speak is English and we can laugh at those who can not speak good English.
15. We are proud of being the largest power of the world, and we can make our travel safer just by pretending to be Canadian and putting a maple badge on our bags.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
1. We can eat with our hand and suck our fingers, which just make us feel better
2. We don't have wonton but we wanton, and we boast no virgin in our freshman year.
3. We take shower every single day and we are proud of it, which help us feel good and smell better.
4. Most parts of our skin are white and clean, if you would like neglect the speckles.
5. Black is too rich for us, but we try desperately to get a beautiful brown color
6. We don’t eat anything that moves, but we fuck anything that moves.
7. We, men and women, shave every inch of our body, and that differs from our remote ancestor.
8. We can not impress our friend with our latest model of mobile, but we can impress our friend with how many girlfriend or boyfriend we have dated and scored last week.
9. We eat and never talk with food in our mouth, just because we deem it can be deadly danger and we could get choked. We never deem that we are rude to laugh at other nationalities that don’t have the practice as we do.
10. It is a part of culture that we need not take care of the elderly parents and just sent them away to Old Age Homes, and we can safely declare that they want to live by themselves. As a matter of facts, they well deserve it as it is we ourselves that have paid our own way for our studying at university.
11. We never ask everyone how much salary they earn, as our boss never want us to know how much they earn and this practices help us feel that we are born equal and treated fair.
13. We do not want to raise children. The only reasons that we want to raise a child are that he/or she can make us happy and we can pay less in taxes.
14. The only language we speak is English and we can laugh at those who can not speak good English.
15. We are proud of being the largest power of the world, and we can make our travel safer just by pretending to be Canadian and putting a maple badge on our bags.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net