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经典笑话, 多少人能读懂?

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本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Picture a tranquil pond and in this pond there's a small fish swimming just under the water and he spots a fly hovering above the water and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches I would be able to jump up and get him. So the fish went about his business keeping an eye on the fly.

A little while later a fisherman comes by the pond and sees the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would get the fly and I could stick out my net and I would get the fish. So the fisherman sits down and starts to enjoy his lunch.

A small field mouse wanders up and looks over the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would jump to get the fly and the fisherman would drop his cheese sandwich to get his net so he could get the fish and I could run in and get a bit of his sandwich. And we would all be very happy.

Just about that time a sneaky sly cat wanders on to the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would jump to get the fly and the fisherman would drop his cheese sandwich to get his net to catch the fish and the mouse would run in and get a bit of his sandwich. And I would run in get the mouse and we would all be so very happy.

A small time goes by and:

The fly drops 6 inches the fish jumps out to get the fly. The fisherman drops him cheese sandwich to get his net. The mouse runs in to get a bit of the cheese sandwich. And the cat runs in and in all of the commotion loses his balance and falls in the pond.


Do you know what the moral of the story is?


Every time a fly drops 6 inches a pussy cat is sure to get wet!!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 经典笑话, 多少人能读懂? -coolmao(酷猫); 2006-5-16 {1705} (#2973363@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Picture a tranquil pond and in this pond there's a small fish swimming just under the water and he spots a fly hovering above the water and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches I would be able to jump up and get him. So the fish went about his business keeping an eye on the fly.

    A little while later a fisherman comes by the pond and sees the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would get the fly and I could stick out my net and I would get the fish. So the fisherman sits down and starts to enjoy his lunch.

    A small field mouse wanders up and looks over the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would jump to get the fly and the fisherman would drop his cheese sandwich to get his net so he could get the fish and I could run in and get a bit of his sandwich. And we would all be very happy.

    Just about that time a sneaky sly cat wanders on to the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would jump to get the fly and the fisherman would drop his cheese sandwich to get his net to catch the fish and the mouse would run in and get a bit of his sandwich. And I would run in get the mouse and we would all be so very happy.

    A small time goes by and:

    The fly drops 6 inches the fish jumps out to get the fly. The fisherman drops him cheese sandwich to get his net. The mouse runs in to get a bit of the cheese sandwich. And the cat runs in and in all of the commotion loses his balance and falls in the pond.


    Do you know what the moral of the story is?


    Every time a fly drops 6 inches a pussy cat is sure to get wet!!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 没懂. H吗? -findinghouse(不写错别字。5); 2006-5-16 (#2973394@0)
      • 最后一句很H, 略做修改, 不然会被删 -coolmao(酷猫); 2006-5-16 (#2973453@0)
        • 才想明白什么是FLY,有点意思. -findinghouse(不写错别字。5); 2006-5-16 (#2973468@0)
    • Fly here implies pants' zipper. Pussy cat here refers to female's private part. It goes to mean if a man's pants zipper drops 6 inches, then the female is bound to become horny and hence her private part gets wet. -kyle2006(Kyle); 2006-5-16 (#2973480@0)
      • My understanding is fly means male's part. Iit drop 6 inch means it's 6 inch long. -holdon(again); 2006-5-17 (#2976602@0)
        • no. FLY 实际上是指衣服上的那个开口 -coolmao(酷猫); 2006-5-17 (#2976635@0)
          • 那鱼、老鼠、农夫是什么意思呢？我看不懂。。 -u7d(u7d); 2006-5-17 (#2976716@0)
    • 这个也经典, 从前还有人和我争论过. -coolmao(酷猫); 2006-5-16 {613} (#2973483@0)
      One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

      The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
      • not bad, but not classic, just okay. -lifesucks(nothing but hax!); 2006-5-17 (#2975694@0)
    • 6 inch. = 15 cm. S, M, or L? -z24(Durango+Nüvi350); 2006-5-23 (#2987609@0)

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