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11,你这厮真是丢小人家族的脸，好好学学virgin高手吧。

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Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope goes to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 2 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as the Pope went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Clinton: No problem.
Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven.
Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
President Clinton: You're 15 min late.

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枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 苦恼的Virgin情节 -ra_95(小人*碎幻江南); 2006-3-4 {154} (#2818308@0)
说来烦恼，偶发现偶的女朋友还在和她的ex联系，偶一气之下就和她分手了。可是偶真的很恨她啊，她的virginity肯定不是和偶但偶的virginity却是和她的...

郁闷啊~~~

咦?这回不玩断背了? 改3P啦..... -littlebears(此熊非彼熊); 2006-3-4 (#2818320@0)

本来好好的一事，给你一搅，黄了！ -ra_95(小人*碎幻江南); 2006-3-5 (#2820078@0)

你最近好像有成为文学青年的趋势哦.....最近组织什么活动没有?现在狠无聊.... -littlebears(此熊非彼熊); 2006-3-5 (#2820185@0)

11,你这厮真是丢小人家族的脸，好好学学virgin高手吧。 -hearts(hearts); 2006-3-4 {765} (#2818327@0)
Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope goes to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 2 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as the Pope went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Clinton: No problem.
Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven.
Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
President Clinton: You're 15 min late.
11,又一坑 -casanova(大鼻子情圣); 2006-3-4 (#2818396@0)

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11,你这厮真是丢小人家族的脸，好好学学virgin高手吧。

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