本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1. A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said “I’m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
“That’s quite a coincidence”, said the engineer, “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. “How do you start a flood?” he asked.
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2. A guy was in an antique store, in San Francisco and he noticed a brass rat. 'How much' he asked.
'It's $50.00 for the rat, and $1,000.00 for the story behind it' said the old guy who owned the antique store.
I'll just take the rat, he said. As he was walking he noticed rats came out from everywhere and followed him, and when he got to the ocean, all the thousands of rats jumped into the ocean and drowned.
The guy immediatedly went back to the antique store. When the owner of the store saw him he said 'You've come back for the story behind the rat, haven't you?'
'No' said the guy, 'I just want to know if you have any brass lawyers for sale?'
3.Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You don't cry when you cut a lawyer
4.Did you hear about the Newfie terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
5.A waitress notices three Japanese men masturbating at their table. Waitress goes over there and yells "What are you guys doing?" One man replies, "Can't you see, we're hungry?" The waitress asks "How's beating off in the middle of the restaurant going to help?" Man replies, "Menu say, first come, first serve."
6.Some guy and a lawyer are standing at a bus stop when an attractive woman walks past. The fellow remarks, "Boy I'd like to screw her," to which the lawyer responds, "Screw her out of what?"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
“That’s quite a coincidence”, said the engineer, “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. “How do you start a flood?” he asked.
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2. A guy was in an antique store, in San Francisco and he noticed a brass rat. 'How much' he asked.
'It's $50.00 for the rat, and $1,000.00 for the story behind it' said the old guy who owned the antique store.
I'll just take the rat, he said. As he was walking he noticed rats came out from everywhere and followed him, and when he got to the ocean, all the thousands of rats jumped into the ocean and drowned.
The guy immediatedly went back to the antique store. When the owner of the store saw him he said 'You've come back for the story behind the rat, haven't you?'
'No' said the guy, 'I just want to know if you have any brass lawyers for sale?'
3.Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You don't cry when you cut a lawyer
4.Did you hear about the Newfie terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
5.A waitress notices three Japanese men masturbating at their table. Waitress goes over there and yells "What are you guys doing?" One man replies, "Can't you see, we're hungry?" The waitress asks "How's beating off in the middle of the restaurant going to help?" Man replies, "Menu say, first come, first serve."
6.Some guy and a lawyer are standing at a bus stop when an attractive woman walks past. The fellow remarks, "Boy I'd like to screw her," to which the lawyer responds, "Screw her out of what?"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net