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Holloween is coming---that means ghosts are more active...

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛I don't understand football games but I also have soem strange (bad news happened one by one:

Oct 19, failed the road test due to improper stepping pedal while right turn under green signal.

Oct 20, two front tires of my car were slashed(cut) flat in underground parking level; another 30 cars encountered the same vandelism. Cost us $250 to replace it.

Oct 21, our mocrowave(one year) was broken down due to my husband suddenly wanting to put the microwave to the oven to kill the bugs (zhang lang) hidden in it. (He tried this way before and the microwave was OK at that time).

After the three bad things happened, I suddenly recalled that there were also several strange things occured at the same time (close to Holloween). I still remmember I talked to my colleage about it and they had the same feeling year by year and they also believe that it was done by ghosts.

Acturally, one of the case occured last year was that the microwave which we just bought from Wal-mart one day suddenly exploded while heating donuts and we back to the shop and replaced a new one. But we never think about that it will re-occur at the same time.

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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / I want every DXs happy and joy your life. tomorrow is other day.
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛中国队出线之另类版

    由[弥勒儿]于[10月18日 13:35]最后编辑

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      10月7号那天晚上,我正躺在床上看书,忽然接到电话,是吴小知打来的。他居然告诉我中国男足出线了。我自从97年金州以后,就很少看足球了。但我对中国男足的底细还是了解一点的。所以我随便应付了他几句就把电话挂了。临了吴小知还骂我:靠,你丫怎么一点儿也不激动呀!

      我放下电话就开始担心。吴小知从小就和我是好朋友。这孩子命苦,7岁那年他爸关门的时候不小心把他脑袋夹了一下;98年我们去坝上草原玩,他的脑袋又让马给踢了一下。当时没见怎么厉害,想不到潜伏期居然这么久。现在终于发作了。他居然相信中国男足冲出亚洲了,看来病得还不轻。想到这里我忍不住叹了口气。

      妻忙问我出了什么事。我就把事情原原本本的告诉了她。妻说没准真出现了呢。妻不懂球,从这句话就能听出来。我没好气的说中国男足要能冲出亚洲我就能生孩子。话音刚落,我就觉得一阵难忍的恶心,连忙跑到卫生间干呕了半天,却什么也没吐出来。我回到卧室,妻用一种奇怪的眼神望着我。我白了他眼说看什么,我今天本来就不大舒服。稍停又加了一句,咱家还有山楂罐头么。妻忍不住一声尖叫,问我到底哪里不舒服。我说没什么,就是感觉有一点肚胀。妻说要不明天咱到医院检查一下。我说明天再说吧。

      我们正说着突然听见一声尖叫,就见我们家养的猫在屋里疯狂的乱跑,后面有两只小老鼠紧紧的追着他。猫跑来跑去,最后走投无路居然从阳台上一下子跳了下去。两只小老鼠追到阳台边,看看追不上了,这才心有不甘的爬进了墙角的阴影里。

      我和妻都看呆了。我使劲晃了晃头,觉得有一点晕。于是到卫生间去冲一冲头。我刚把水龙头打开,只见自来水一下子向上流去,流得满房顶都是。我起初还担心他掉下来,傻站在底下看。后来听见有人敲门,我打开门一看是楼上的邻居。他说你大晚上的抽什么疯,没事往房顶上泼水,都渗到我们家地板上了。我一句话不说把他领到了卫生间,他看了看说没事你先睡吧,我今天晚上有点儿晕。我说是,我也有点儿晕,咱们赶快回去睡觉吧。

      睡觉前妻问我,到底怎么了,今天出这么多怪事。我说这算什么,要是中国队冲出亚洲了那才算怪事呢。

      第二天早上醒过来,天已经大亮了。我伸了个懒腰想要看看清晨的朝阳,却惊讶的发现东方的天空空空的什么也没有。我正在发愣突然听见妻的一声尖叫。我顺着他手指的方向望去,看见一轮初升的朝阳正从西面的天空缓缓的向上升去。

      妻用冰凉的手紧紧的抓住了我的胳膊颤抖着说别是要地震吧。我下意识的摇了摇头,用颤巍巍的声音说:我靠,别是中国队真出线了吧!


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    • Holloween is coming---that means ghosts are more active...
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛I don't understand football games but I also have soem strange (bad news happened one by one:

      Oct 19, failed the road test due to improper stepping pedal while right turn under green signal.

      Oct 20, two front tires of my car were slashed(cut) flat in underground parking level; another 30 cars encountered the same vandelism. Cost us $250 to replace it.

      Oct 21, our mocrowave(one year) was broken down due to my husband suddenly wanting to put the microwave to the oven to kill the bugs (zhang lang) hidden in it. (He tried this way before and the microwave was OK at that time).

      After the three bad things happened, I suddenly recalled that there were also several strange things occured at the same time (close to Holloween). I still remmember I talked to my colleage about it and they had the same feeling year by year and they also believe that it was done by ghosts.

      Acturally, one of the case occured last year was that the microwave which we just bought from Wal-mart one day suddenly exploded while heating donuts and we back to the shop and replaced a new one. But we never think about that it will re-occur at the same time.

      Ghost is Ghost!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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