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The good, bad and ugly

canadiantire(轮胎-M.I.N.K.)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your boss.

Good: Your 16 year old daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2005-3-3
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 好，坏，晕。(ZT) -dnc(蛋泥); 2005-3-3 {531} (#2156188@0)
    好：你的妻子不和你争论。
    坏：她打算通过离婚来解决所有的问题。
    晕：她是律师。

    好：你的儿子长大成人。
    坏：他迷上了邻居的女主人。
    晕：你也是。

    好：你的女儿爱上了美容院的老板。
    坏：谣传那个男的是同性恋。
    晕：你的妻子打保票说他不是。

    好：捡到一百元!
    坏：朋友在身边！
    晕：说是他的钱。

    好：女朋友给你发短信
    坏：短信说：“我们分手吧！”
    晕：过了一会，女朋友又发来一条短信：“对不起，发错了。”

    好：陪同老板去澳大利亚考察。
    坏：酒店安排失误，你只得和老板共用一套客房。
    晕：在餐厅吃饭的时候，老板说你越来越可爱了。
    • Last 3 are funny! :-) -pp_mm(◆反认他乡是故乡); 2005-3-3 (#2156200@0)
    • The good, bad and ugly -canadiantire(轮胎-M.I.N.K.); 2005-3-3 {1408} (#2156321@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Good: Your wife is pregnant.
      Bad: It's triplets.
      Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

      Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
      Bad: She wants a divorce.
      Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

      Good: Your son is finally maturing.
      Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
      Ugly: So are you.

      Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
      Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
      Ugly: You're in them.

      Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
      Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
      Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

      Good: Your husband understands fashion.
      Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
      Ugly: He looks better than you.

      Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
      Bad: She keeps interrupting.
      Ugly: With corrections.

      Good: The postman's early.
      Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
      Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

      Good: Your son is dating someone new.
      Bad: It's another man.
      Ugly: He's your boss.

      Good: Your 16 year old daughter got a new job.
      Bad: As a hooker.
      Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
      Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • :-))))))))))0 -babyface(★Million-$-Baby★); 2005-3-3 (#2156329@0)

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