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College dorm

babyface(●★Tango Tango★●)

College dorm

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out
some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all
male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody
caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught
breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third
time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a
season pass?"

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Last Updated: 2004-7-9
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枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / Fun time............. -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 (#1795249@0)

Baby Food -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 {537} (#1795250@0)
Baby Food

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with
his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the
lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good
baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then
why did you eat him?"
Wanna hear a redneck joke? -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 {494} (#1795264@0)
Wanna hear a redneck joke?

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a
'redneck' joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Before you tell that joke you should know
something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and a redneck. The guy sitting next to me
is 6'2", 225 lbs. and a redneck. The fella next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs.
and a redneck. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three times."
Drunk vs. Stoner -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 {152} (#1795270@0)
Drunk vs. Stoner

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives through a stop sign.

A stoner waits for it to turn green.
Beer Turn Men into Women -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 {455} (#1795271@0)
Beer Turn Men into Women

Don't Drink Beer !!

Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female
hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and
observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without
making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
Hearing -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 {543} (#1795276@0)
Hearing

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number
of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have
him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman
to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be
really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just
sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will
three times!"
College dorm -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 {539} (#1795279@0)
College dorm

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out
some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all
male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody
caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught
breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third
time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a
season pass?"

Less funny, less yellow, less pleased, less comedy, just a little bit readable. -noproblem(大可以); 2004-7-9 (#1795317@0)

Ahhhhhhh. -babyface(●★Tango Tango★●); 2004-7-9 (#1795326@0)

@Ontario

College dorm

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