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A guy from Quebec and a guy from Toronto are walking down the
beach. They come across a magic lamp, out comes a genie and
says, "I will grant each of you one wish." So the guy from
Quebec says, "I wish for a wall 500 feet high around Quebec so
nobody can bug us again."
GRANTED!
The guy from Toronto says, "Fill it with water."
GRANTED!
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Harry and His Best Bud Golfing Mark as unread
Harry and his best bud John are out golfing one morning. When
Harry, returns home that afternoon, his wife asks how the game
had gone.
"Terrible" Harry said,"John had a heart attack, on the second
hole."
"Oh, My god, that's terrible." Harry's wife exclaimed.
"Tell me about it, for 16 holes it was hit the ball, drag John,
hit the ball, drag John...."
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Going to Belfast Mark as unread
An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped
at a bar and asked one of the locals, "What's the quickest way
to Belfast?" The Irishmen asked, "Are you walking or driving?"
The Australian replied, "I'm driving!" The Irishman said, "Aye,
that'd be the quickest way!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
A guy from Quebec and a guy from Toronto are walking down the
beach. They come across a magic lamp, out comes a genie and
says, "I will grant each of you one wish." So the guy from
Quebec says, "I wish for a wall 500 feet high around Quebec so
nobody can bug us again."
GRANTED!
The guy from Toronto says, "Fill it with water."
GRANTED!
=============
Harry and His Best Bud Golfing Mark as unread
Harry and his best bud John are out golfing one morning. When
Harry, returns home that afternoon, his wife asks how the game
had gone.
"Terrible" Harry said,"John had a heart attack, on the second
hole."
"Oh, My god, that's terrible." Harry's wife exclaimed.
"Tell me about it, for 16 holes it was hit the ball, drag John,
hit the ball, drag John...."
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Going to Belfast Mark as unread
An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped
at a bar and asked one of the locals, "What's the quickest way
to Belfast?" The Irishmen asked, "Are you walking or driving?"
The Australian replied, "I'm driving!" The Irishman said, "Aye,
that'd be the quickest way!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net