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One day an Irishman found a bottle. He rubbed it and out came a
genie. The genie said, "I will grant you 2 wishes."

The Irishman said, "I like Russian vodka. So I guess I'll take a
glass of that." POOF! He had a glass of vodka!

To his surprise, once he finished the glass it refilled by
itself, "Wow! It refilled itself!" The genie said, "Of course!
It's a magic glass. It will never run out of vodka."

The Irishman exclaimed, "Great! I'll have another one of these!"

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Cowboys and Indians Mark as unread


A cowboy goes into a bar, lights up a cigar and starts to blow
smoke rings. After a while an Indian comes up and says, "Say
that again and I'll smash you face in."

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Adam and Eve Must Be Russian Mark as unread


A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be
British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful.
Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple
to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

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Two Missionaries Mark as unread


Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very
hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a
huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later,
one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The
other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with
you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could
possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net