本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛What do you do here at the base,sir?
I'm an astronaut.
Are you? Are you one of the seven astronauts that have been chosen?
That’s right I am one of the serven.
They’re gonna shoot me out into space, into the blue.
Up above buildings!
Now, sir just one moment. One moment.
Sure. I'm a little nervous. I’m afraid I’m gonna lose my live.
Sir, may I ask you something?
Sure.
I saw the pictures of the seven astronauts that appeared in life.
Ok. You saw those pictures, yeah.
You are not among them..
None of them are them.
You mean, those are not the real?
No, those are models.
You see, they can’t take pictures of us. We’re monkeys, man.
What do you mean, you’re monkeys?
Well! Let me explain something.
Those are seven handsome men.
See, they’re beautiful.
They take pictures of them, so that we’re not ashamed for Russia to show such ugly little astronauts
You're not a very good-looking man.
No, I'm a monkey!
Sir, I'm a little disturbed that they’re sending you up to be the first man in space.
You seem ill-equipped to be an astronaut.
What do you mean? I got gloves and everything.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net