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A Joke

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view
of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to vercome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't
say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards
my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:


always keep your condoms in your car.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / A Joke
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
    year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
    my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
    that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
    twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
    regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view
    of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
    was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
    check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
    whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
    desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to vercome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't
    say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
    ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in
    shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
    pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
    there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
    opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards
    my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
    hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
    little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family."

    The moral of this story is:


    always keep your condoms in your car.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • :-)