本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
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> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
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> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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> 6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors."
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> 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
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> 8. Don't use any punctuation
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> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
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> 11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
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> 12. Sing along at the opera.
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> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
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> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.
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> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
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> 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
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> 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"
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> 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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> 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net