本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛- E-mail Query 1 (from female user) -
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.?In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate
Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as
design! ed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or?Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you
do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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- E-mail Query 2 (from male user) -
Dear (IT) Technical Support! ,
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing
and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't
mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out
2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping
7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help ?
Joe
Reply:
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many!
men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is
merely a UTILITIES ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
designed by its creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible
to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once
installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal
with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:I APOLOGISE program
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I
APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operat! ing system
will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program
can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as
this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly crash.
Regards,
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.?In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate
Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as
design! ed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or?Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you
do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
****************************************************************************************************************************
- E-mail Query 2 (from male user) -
Dear (IT) Technical Support! ,
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing
and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't
mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out
2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping
7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help ?
Joe
Reply:
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many!
men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is
merely a UTILITIES ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
designed by its creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible
to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once
installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal
with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:I APOLOGISE program
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I
APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operat! ing system
will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program
can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as
this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly crash.
Regards,
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